By allcitynews.ng
Make una no say na me tell una say Barrister Festus Keyamo, otherwise known as Sandalili has broken the two world Records today.
How? He don become the world first SAN to have lost 90%+ of all his cases. The case wey he neva lost na de one wey he no handle.
He has lost his 99th case, from his total of 109 cases, one case away from getting to 100 losses.
His streak is now 99 losses, 9 cases withdrawn and one won.
Abi you no think say it good make we celebrate him for bringing Nigeria on the world map, by becoming the greatest Case Loser of all times?
Make we give am three gbosa salute.
Moreover make Nigerians call on Bulaba to confer on him a national award, GLFR (Grand Loser of the Federal Republic) and for his biography to be taught to all law students to ensure we never produce any SAN like him again.
Congrats to all Agbado People.
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